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Hey babe! We love the mellow, galactic vibes that sparking up may bring but we don't want to look stoned. Here's how not to.
1. No sunglasses are needed
The classic trademark we all imagine of a stoner is red, squinty eyes. No matter what your skin tone is, Red eyes look horrible. Give your precious pupils a break and give them some moisture both before and after sparking up. Keep eye drops in reach to instantly look awake. Keep a depuffing eye cream in your purse for a quick midday treatment. Looking awake and not stoned out is always the goal, Well-manicured brows and curling your eyelashes in the morning is the makeover for the minimalist.
2. Water!Water!Water!
Girl! I know you hate cottonmouth. Probably the most annoying downside to getting high is that moment when your mouth’s moisture has disappeared. Water is your very best friend, and you know you’re supposed to drink it either way. Have a glass of ice water nearby every time you get high. You’ll need it for the all-famous cough attacks anyway, and small sips throughout your stoner session will help fight any dry mouth that may occur. Hydration is key for beauty and health so adding it to daily routine items will help you keep on top of it.
